Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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