Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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