garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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