break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
so explain again why im purple
no
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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