The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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