Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
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