Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
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