I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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