i think i have two assholes
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
