he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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