i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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