You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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