Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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