Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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