she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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