I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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