Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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