I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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