Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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