MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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