Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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