Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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