she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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