honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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