He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
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