That's intense
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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