I cockslap morals
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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