it was like fucking gandolphs beard
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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