glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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