i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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