Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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