Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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