these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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