don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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