Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
This is the high leading the old right now
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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