11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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