I wish I only lived at night.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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