My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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