Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
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