Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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