I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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