the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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