wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Walk of Shame today included voting.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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