Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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