I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Porn is love you can see.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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