be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
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