C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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