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We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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