I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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