I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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