i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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